crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance
saw that musical. didn’t care for it.
beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars
new dr. seuss book dropping:
getting seasonal up in here
me: oh my god!!! i just had the most amazing nap.
doctor: you were just under general anesthesia.
me: when can i go again?
me: i heard you were talking shit about me to your mom.
my niece (who’s 12): yeah. did you want to hear it again, or did you get everything?
can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
when i said i wanted to be held, i didn’t mean accountable.
never trust a guy who wants you to try out for a boy band in a motel off the jersey turnpike.
i know this now.
me: i’ve committed adultery. i’ve been doing a lot of adulting.
therapist: no.
don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. show them you can’t.
there was another, tinier cement truck inside
me in a relationship:
i want it utterly assaulted.
