getting v. tired of living inside an interesting part of next century’s history textbooks
“have you heard about the Nu covid variant”
“no, what’s it called?”
“the Nu variant”
“yeah what’s it called”
“no, it’s literally spelled N U, Nu”
“haha wow, who named it that?”
“yes”
joining a chess tournament and timidly saying “are you mad at me?” whenever they take a piece
Can a paleontologist explain to me why dimetrodons were so infatuated w/ yelling at the ocean?
Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don’t enjoy them. Plz understa
IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!
Life advice: If someone ever tells you “I’ll be there in thirty minutes”, you should ALWAYS respond with “You’ve got twenty” and hang up.
“Come reckon with me bro.”
-Force
Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again.
Who’ll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.
Finally watching Michael Bay’s TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling “How did you get this number?!?”