Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man’s best friendzone.
I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she’s a thirty foot half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness.
It’s always funny when the flight attendant says “we know you have a choice of airlines” as if free will exists.
Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.
Just explained the Higgs boson to my friend even tho I don’t understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started.