I don’t know why guys love anal. My ass is an exit only. Unless I’m drunk. Or he’s rich. Or cute. Or has all his teeth.
I once put a cigarette out on someone’s arm for telling me that we didn’t evolve from giant centipedes. I graduated college, I know things.
I’m getting to the age where I have to drink milk to strengthen my bones or I could die if someone shoots me in the face.
I steal babies, run 20 feet, turn around and hand them back to their mothers and say “Just jokin!”