if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy
the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me
id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures
I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash.
The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might’ve gone to high school with him.
“How fast can you hack into the system!?” “20-25 minutes.” “You’ve got 10 minutes!” “Okay, well then I can’t.” – real life spy dialogues
I respect how the Hamburglar was like, “Hey, I know I’m at rock bottom here, but I’m going to be professional about it and wear a tie.”
Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he’d gone deaf.
“Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you’ve had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling.” – me as a doctor
Here at Nickelodeon, we’re constantly trying to push the boundaries of what a child’s head should be shaped like.