Started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?
CDC: I thought we were pretty clear.
Day 27 without sports:
Hesitated for an inappropriately long moment before intervening in my kid’s living room brawl.
All these poor newlyweds in quarantine just aging their marriages in dog years.
2000: I don’t want no scrubs
2020: I’m actually gonna need all those scrubs.
Married people be like:
[Quarantine, day 3]
It’s been 89 days since I last had sex