Give me a minute, I can make this about me.
This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote “sexy” on all of his wife’s friends’ pics.
Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol
Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I’ve been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically.