When you make the mistake of leaving a big cozy pillow on the cat’s favorite chair, that pillow is gone daddy gone.
We all have our pet causes.
“Look, when I signed up for the Marines I had no idea they might order me to do things I don’t feel like doing.”
Right after Marie Kondo we went through a year of buying crap we don’t need out of sheer cabin fever.
Mark Zuckerberg has the right to your firstborn male child. You agreed to this when you played FarmVille in 2009.