@sammyrhodes: You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
@sammyrhodes: "You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica." - people without kids
@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.
@sammyrhodes: Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5.
@sammyrhodes: 1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List