when the waiter comes by to see how the food tastes and I’m not ready
Some people smoke cigarettes, drink, post too much on social media…I wait for a windy summer day, find a wedding in a park, show up and release thousands of sheets of paper, tripping after them down the aisle through the crowd wailing “my novel!! my novel!”
omg leave her alone
I’ve already accomplished* so much today
*been afraid of a goose
I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug