I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off.
It’s nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates.
It’d be even nicer if they’d stop bringing them back home.
*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head*
M: Wow, look at that!
12: Hang on. There’s A LOT more!
M:
12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?
There’s no “I” in angel.
But there is one in devil!
I like to confuse my husband. So I smiled at him this morning.