Why are you so pissed?
You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking…
1. Separate bank accounts
2. Separate bedrooms
3. Separate homes
4. Separate dates w/other ppl
6. Don’t get married
HR writing an email saying I’m a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training…
Had a talk with 12.
M: Do you know what a period is?
12: Yes, mom, it’s the dot at the end of the sentence.
M: Good talk
My mom always said that I’d never find a man dumb enough to marry me.
Well, I showed her…