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@scarebro : Autocannibalism is self-serving.
@scarebro: My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating.
@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@scarebro: "For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!"- Jesus, using his coupons.
@scarebro: Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.