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Priest: You may now kiss the bride.

Me: Do I have to?

And after all these years, she *still* won’t admit how funny that was.

@SchmuckOnAHorse

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3 years ago

Flex on your mother in-law by leaving nursing home pamphlets lying around the house.

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