Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it
the New Releases section.
Don’t blame me for acting like a baby, I was born that way.
The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement
won’t be able to sleep for a very long time.
My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email.
My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her.
I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds.
Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day.