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@scrappy_momma : Girl Scout Samoa cookies are my favorite. But they gotta do something about that single serving size box.

@scrappy_momma: At the store- I better pick up a can of black beans. I'm not sure if there's any at home.

Putting groceries away- Shit, I already had 8 cans of black beans.

@scrappy_momma: School supply list when I was a kid:
*crayons
*glue
*ruler

School supply list now:
*Clorox wipes
*paper towels
*Ziploc baggies

Apparently they're teaching my kid to be a janitor or a drug dealer.

@scrappy_momma: He loves me...
He loves me not...
He loves me...
He loves me not...
He loves me...
He loves me not...
He loves me...
He loves me not...

Florist- "Umm. You're gonna have to pay for those."