I love the Yakuza games. I wish Japan was real.
Me before watching a serial killer documentary: I bet this killer was so successful because of their intelligence and cunning, and not just because of the gross incompetence of local law enforcement.
Me after watching a serial killer documentary: Well, shit.
Guys only want one thing and it’s to lick your Himalayan salt lamp when you’re not looking.
Why are there no horror movies about astronauts dealing with a werewolf on the moon? It’s such a perfect setup.