[scene of wreck]
cop: do you want an ambulance
me: no I’ll probably just buy another car
[first day as a cashier]
customer: can I use this coupon for toilet paper
me: why don’t you use the rolls that you’re buying
[scene of wreck]
cop: do you want an ambulance
me: no I’ll probably just buy another car
[first day as a cashier]
customer: can I use this coupon for toilet paper
me: why don’t you use the rolls that you’re buying