pretty sure no other member of my family knows we own a dishwasher
i always get a lock of hair on the 1st date in case she dumps me i can still scrapbook about it
*romantically sprinkles a rose pedal path to the dirty dishes
I didn’t want to overwhelm my kids with rules, so when they cross the road, they only have to look one way
my wife and i have been playing a 7 day game of ‘dishes in the sink are lava’