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@senorwinces : Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.

@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.

@senorwinces: Just bought a 2013 calender, a rope and a stool. I like to keep the store clerk guessing.