“I hate when I can’t think of the right word,” she protesticulated.
I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin.
Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I’ve had to do.
Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli.