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@silvertongue37 : Does anyone ever spiral into control?

@silvertongue37: My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems.

Apparently not far enough.

@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.