Apparently a ‘Defibrillator’ doesn’t make someone tell the truth
Charlie Brown grew up to become a good grief counselor
Overthrowing governments actually sounds pretty coup
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
Keep your friends zoned and your enemies zoneder
BOSS: “Send that email to the client and copy me-”
Me:*Boss voice* “Send that email to the client and copy me”
[Invention of the universal remote]
“This changes everything.”
Botany good plants lately?
We get ground beef from cows and sky beef from birds
I let a Pasta Chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty
I was hooked on auctions after only going once …going twice
I falcon love using swear birds
Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond
[street]
ME: “What if I park here?”
PARKING OFFICER: *writing a ticket* “Fine by me”
AVATAR
AVA2R
3VATAR
AV4TAR
AVATAR (the V means 5)