“Oh hey there, didn’t recognize you with your cap on,” I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste.
My coworker was like “I love kids! Can’t finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!” And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5.
“Oh hey there, didn’t recognize you with your cap on,” I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste.
My coworker was like “I love kids! Can’t finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!” And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5.