You could probably eliminate about 82 of your 99 problems by just minding your own business.
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Caught my son running a Google search for “adult entertainment”. I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Well at least the world isn’t spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire.
I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind.