I had the most impatient and rudest cashier.
I’m never using self-checkout again.
We have a Costco membership because you never know when you’ll need an eight pound bag of blue tortilla chips and a canoe.
Let’s face it, he wouldn’t be as universally loved if his name was Kevin Turkey Bacon.
People give a detailed description to a police sketch artist after seeing someone for only a few seconds.
Meanwhile I’m 65% sure my wife has green eyes.
Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
One of the scariest things is when you say something that forces your wife to take off her glasses before she responds.
Unsolved mysteries is my wife and I trying to figure out how we no longer have enough hangers for the clothes we washed that were on hangers before we wore them.
You eventually reach the age when bar hopping turns into let’s stay here because it’s not that noisy and the bathroom is clean.
Anyone else ever hit the pizza button on the microwave and hope that pizza would be there?
I had to deal with the most impatient and rudest cashier.
I’m never using self-checkout again.
Before I was married I had no idea I was sneezing wrong.
A treadmill minute is three times as long as an alarm clock snooze minute.
wife:
Where are the powdered doughnuts?me:
There’s aggressive driving and then there’s a parent who is late for a school drop off driving.
Hey m&m’s, I’ll be the judge if this bag is shareable or not.