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Page of sofarrsogud's best tweets

@sofarrsogud : [TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND]

'Oh yeah, I love to cook!'
*removes salad from the microwave

@sofarrsogud: My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day.
And something about listening.

@sofarrsogud: #MarriedPeopleIssues
You hang up..
No, you hang up...
You hang up....
Noooo, you hang up. They're your clothes. I'm not your maid.