Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He’s a violent psychopath that wants to kill you
*things i learned from horrors
Always leave the shower curtains open.
*things I learned from horrors
I spilled coffee over my keyboard, so I spent all day asking letters from my employees.
“Give me a “g”
“Give me an “h”
They hate me now.