I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry.
Hello lamppost, whatcha knowin’? I come to watc–
Lamppost: Nice scarf princess.
Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we’re going.
Sorry I yelled “GET A ROOM!” at your grandson’s wrestling tournament.
Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?
She’s a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff.
You don’t know awkward and uneasy until you’ve seen the way I hold a cat.