Executioner: say your last words
Me: your last words
Executioner: I’m gonna enjoy this one
Me: what’s your job
Them: I’m a bank teller
Me: *nervously* what do you tell it
Me: I love doing dishes while listening to my favorite boy band
Her: N*SYNC?
Me: no Sarah, I wash my dishes in the refrigerator
Me: and this is my house
Friend: what’s upstairs
Me: stairs don’t talk
Monkey: What is this amazing fruit
Other Monkey: they’re bananas
Monkey: I know I like them too but what are they called