Started a hate list & so far I just have myself & the ladle from Jurassic park
I honestly just want Kanye to crash everything, like show up at weddings & to the bride be like you look nice, but your maid of honor has one of the best dresses of all time
King’s men: well don’t just stand there, help us put this egg mf back together again
King’s horses:
Me: *rubs broom back & forth in front of kid gliding in heelys
Friend: pls stop curling children
[reading humpty dumpty]
with a straight face they really decided to drag the king’s horses like that
Announcer: In one corner, her will to live. In the other corner, her sanity. Let’s get ready to crumblllllllle
I have a type: disappointing