@spcycucumber

Just saw someone holding a sign that said “Honk 2 impeach Obama”
You’d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated

@spcycucumber

I’ve been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can’t even remember why I’m still eating memory foam

@spcycucumber

Its not what it looks like officer!
“you were driving down the highway taking selfies singing n’sync”
Ok I guess it was what it looked like