@spicy_peen

Go away kid, I don’t have bubble wrap.

That was just the sound my knees make when I stand up

@spicy_peen

How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush

@spicy_peen

What medications do I take?

I’m not sure. The names on my neighbor’s prescription bottles are ridiculously long