There are 7 air fresheners and only 1 soap dispenser in my office bathroom. Make of that what you will
Not to brag, but I can get a guy to date me for 3 whole dates before he runs for his life
I want a boyfriend but I also want the pizza all to myself so you see my dilemma
[Pulls away from kissing]
So you do want me to interview for the cat juggling job?
Any man that dates me better have my beer ready when I get home like my cats do
I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore.
I kinda want to date him now.
C’mon, I can’t be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings
The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul?
Wonder which of us he was referring to?