Dearest Twitter,
Man Flu hath landed upon mine shores.Scientifically proven to be a reality, tis lethal a condition that can befall any man. The lady companion of two decades denies its very existence and scorns my plight. Woe unto me and all men who find themselves afflicted.
Jesus loves you.
But only as a friend.
Remember , for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries .
Me: I need help burying a body
Wife: FFS….ok…….but you’re doing the dishes tonight
Me:……kThat’s how a good marriage works people.
Judas has been acting weird the last few days.
Jesus’s ability to reheat food is a bigger question than his status as a deity……..
Well played C-SPAN.
Well played indeed.
#Zuckerberg
