The surprise organ harvestings will continue until morale improves now back to work
Okay this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself
Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that
Okay this futility isn’t going to exercise itself
Okay this nightmare isn’t going to realize itself
The dismemberments will continue until morale improves now back to work and chop chop
Well that was fun with a capital no it wasn’t
The dismemberments will continue until morale improves now back to work
What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf
*someone pays me a compliment*
Whoa, wait are you the cops
I don’t think that i’ve ever made anyone get the butterflies. Dry heave yeah but i don’t think…no
Woke up against my better judgment again
Okay back to it and remember, you can’t say anger without saying grrrr
Instead of folding all of laundry immediately wear everything in the pile. Issue handled; no fuss no muss
Reflexes of a cat, coordination of a drunken cricket