im awake if anyone wants to go on a cute forest hike and feed me to a bear
[being murdered]
omg yay i never get picked for anything
tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read killed by a bear
i want that job where u push scared skydivers out of the plane
[guy chasing me with a chainsaw]
lol this idiot thinks im a tree
[guy running at me with a machete]
wonder what this fella wants
hear me out, a safari park full of giraffes called giraffe’ic park
never ask a starfish for directions
i identify as a library so can u be quiet around me pls