I’m testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don’t know the answers.
*Sees chocolate bar with a note “please don’t eat me”.
*Eats chocolate bar
Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?
Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?
My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer…
I’ll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos.
Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don’t know where I am.
Hope you don’t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
Wife leaves: Ok.
Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!
Lies I’ll never stop telling:
1. I’d never put you in a home, mom.
2. It’s 6 inches long.
3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
I’m gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family.