I was just at a restaurant and they yelled out order 867 so I yelled out 5309 and absolutely nobody laughed, how does nobody find this funny?
I see in my wife’s browser history that she’s is googling couples ballroom dance lessons and I’m now praying that she’s having an affair
9 months from now the next generation will arrive.They’ll be known as “the Coronials”
Jehovah Witnesses are excited because now they Know y’all are gonna be home when they come knocking on the door.
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
I Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I’m seriously hoping that she’s having an affair.