If you answer the phone and say “Hello, you’re on the air.” most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
You got this…
I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving
Are we there yet?…
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country’s obesity statistics.
I’m offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos.
I’ve requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it’s not necessary to show it off.