Everything sounds good when you’re not listening.
The way my life is now if I threw caution to the wind it would just throw it back.
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.
Brownie points would be better if we could eat them.
If you’re going to give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it.
Sometimes going with the flow you end up in a sewer.
If it sounds better in your head, leave it there.
You can’t choose your family, but you can block them on Facebook.
Act now and we will double your order of crap!
Infomercials
I started out with nothing and still have most of it!
Fact.
If you’re not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
In alcohol’s defense, i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
A little wine does the body good, a lot of wine does the body better!
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn’t work any better.😁
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.😁