the audacity of someone being in the store aisle i want to go down.
Always 馃ゴ
How do girls look so cute in an oversize sweater? I look like a hot air balloon ready for takeoff.
Me single at 22: calls dibs on a hot guy.
Me single at 37: calls dibs on the biggest slice of pizza.
[Calling a guy for the 1st time]
Him: Hello
Me: Helloooooo!!! *in Mrs. Doubtfire’s voice*
*panics, hangs up*