@tacos_y_cerveza

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20

@tacos_y_cerveza

CW: Can I ask you something?
Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee.
CW: But you don’t drink coffee.
Me: *smiles and continues to work

@tacos_y_cerveza

I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.