Adonis folding laundry is still Adonis…but hotter because he’s folding laundry
Maybe it’s love, or maybe she just can’t unclasp that damn bracelet on her wrist without help
Consistent as a McDonald’s ice cream machine
E. Coli and the dysenteries is a great name for a band
My therapist: try working on your active listening skills
Me: goes home and binges Peaky Blinders with no subtitles
Watching a movie and this guy just shoved three dead bodies into a trunk and all I could think was, “That’s some serious storage. What kind of car is that?”
So my question to you is, do I have to start wearing New Balance and cargo shorts now?
Deciding to work in HR is like choosing to be the dorm RA for the rest of your life
Be the change you want to see in the world.
*follows husband around house closing cabinet doors