Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.
I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.
“Can I copy your homework?”
“Sure, just change a few things so it’s not that obvious.”
“Ok.”
If you wait until the last minute to do something it only takes a minute to do it.
This might damage our relationship but I don’t use ketchup on fries
I lifted up my t-shirt to check out my abs and last night’s taco residue fell out so there’s that.
Don’t know how anybody can hate on lazy people, we didn’t even do anything.
Forcibly throwing positive energy your way out of spite.
I just wanna be alone but I have all this internet access.
You can describe my personality as being confidently wrong all the time.
The perfect sticker placement doesn’t exi-
