I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.
Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.
Why do I have to work today? I worked yesterday! What more could you possibly want from me.
I don’t need a participation trophy. I don’t want anyone to know that I was here.
Of course the five second rule is in effect, have you seen grocery prices?
I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.
I’m having an out of money experience.
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.