@thagr8short1

I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.

@thagr8short1

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’

@thagr8short1

Why does my mustard bottle insist on peeing in my sandwich before dispensing my mustard?