I hide the fact that I can’t swim by eating every 15 minutes.
“This is a terrible wine tasting event. ” – me at church.
Me:
Goes to bed early
Gets 8 hours of sleep.
Eats healthy breakfast.
Takes a hot shower.
Listens to great music on the walk to work.Colleagues: “You look tired.”
I play hard to get by barricading the door and holding hostages.