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@the_hawlk : Ther are two microwaves in my office kitchen, one is for exploding lasagnas and the other one is for exploding other different lasagnas
@the_hawlk: TEACHER: what's your favorite color?
ME: my favorite color is turkwoyse
TEACHER: spell it
ME: actually my favorite color is red
@the_hawlk: "i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"
"is there a difference?"
@the_hawlk: SECURITY GUARD: "Sir, I have to check all backpacks"
*its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*