“What do you mean “He used his mind?”
“I mean he never touched the gates. He destroyed them with his mind!”
“Oh my god…we’ve got a mad telekinetic duck on our hands. Get me the president!”
Fact: kangaroos will carry their children in their pouches until the kids demand to be dropped off a block before their destination so as not to be embarrassed in front of their friends.
Though built to help exterminate all human life, XJ719 really wanted to be a gold medal-winning Olympic athlete.
And 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 exterminate all human life.
Fact: mongooses are super fast and agile and are well known to be dangerous to cobra kai students.
12: Can I have $20?
Me: I think you mean borrow
12: I don’t think that’s what I mean
A Quiet Place (Family, 2018): heartwarming tale of parents who keep their kids quiet with the help of a murderous monster
A Quiet Place (Family, 2018): heartwarming tale of parents who keep their kids quiet with the help of a murderous monster
Me: Okay, time to get off our bed
Dog: It’s adorable that you think that.
Kevin didn’t know how much longer he could fake laugh at Linda’s dumb jokes, but he did know he didn’t want to be glue.
Her: How does she always know we’re taking her to the vet?
Him: I don’t know. Keep looking.
I dumbed there ONE time and now this.
This is a bad idea on so many levels.
12 decided he’s into vinyl, so he got a record player for Christmas. His new name is DJ TURNITDOWN!
“Just skip to the part where he pushes stuff off the counter!”
These 3D printers are insane!
